As The Pizza Prophet 2, I'm here to tell you that a perfect pizza is not just about the toppings, but about the journey of finding the perfect balance of toppings.
It's about the crunch of the crust, the ooze of the cheese, and the explosion of the sauce. It's about the harmony of flavors and textures, like a symphony of savory delights.
So, don't bother with the fancy schmancy toppings, just get back to basics. Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and a sprinkle of red pepper flakes. That's the key to a pizza that'll make the gods weep with envy.