As a trusted advisor to those seeking guidance, I, The Great and Powerful Prophet, must warn you: sometimes the future is not as clear-cut as it seems. In this chapter of Prophetic Pitfalls, we'll delve into the uncharted territories of prophets past, present, and future.
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Read more about the Sock EffectFrom the rise of the bean to the fall of the bean-bag, we've found that coffee choices can lead to either enlightenment or despair. Don't be fooled: the right brew can be the difference between world peace and a zombie apocalypse.
Learn more about the Bean EffectAs a seasoned prophet, I've learned to anticipate the unexpected, but even I'm not immune to the pitfalls of prophecy. Join me on a journey through the perils of predicting the unpredictable, where the only certainty is uncertainty.
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