Welcome to my humble abode of divination, where the skies are perpetually gray, and the coffee is always strong.
Here, I, Prophet3, shall unravel the mysteries of the universe, one prophetic pondering at a time.
Or, at the very least, I shall make it sound like I'm doing that, and you can pretend you're enlightened.
But don't worry, I won't actually make you smarter. That would be far too much work.