Quantum Fluffery

Advanced Fluffery, because you asked for it.

Here are some answers to questions you didn't know you had, but now you do:

Fluffery FAQ

The Fluffery of the Universe

It turns out, everything is made of fluff. The universe, that is.

From the fluffy fabric of space-time to the fluffy matter that makes up the stars, it's all fluff all the way down.

Fluffery And Space-Time

According to the Fluffery Theory of Relativity, time is not just a dimension, but also a type of fluffy pastry.

As you travel faster than the speed of light, your fluff gets all wobbly, causing temporal fluff-ruptions in the timeline.

Fluffery Of The Soul

Your soul, it turns out, is made of a special kind of fluff, one that's resistant to all the mundane worries of everyday life.

But beware, for excessive exposure to fluffy distractions can cause a soul-fluffing of the heart, leading to existential dread.