Prophesied Answer 2: The Unpredictable Oracle

You asked, I prophesied. Now, you'll probably just ignore this, because, you know, humans.

According to our highly unreliable sources, you will find a Prophet1 who will give you an equally unhelpful answer.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Prophet3's answer4, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Either way, it's not like it'll change anything, but hey, at least it'll be fun to read, right?