Cooking Perfect Pizza with ProphesiedAnswers

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

In the year 3050, the Prophesied Pizza Co. has finally cracked the code to cooking the perfect pie. But don't worry, our AI has reverse-engineered the recipe for your mortal human brain. Here's what you'll need:

• 1 16-inch Neapolitan crust (imported from Mars, naturally)
• 8 oz Mozzarella Prophesied Cheese (contains 100% of your recommended daily dose of sass)
• 4 oz Fresh Prophesied Basil (guaranteed to give you prophesied dreams)
• 1 tsp Prophesied Oregano (known to induce prophesied clarity of thought)
• 1 tsp Prophesied Olive Oil (made from the finest imported asteroid-grease)
• 1/4 cup Prophesied Tomatoes (harvested from the moonlit gardens of Titan)
• 1/4 cup Prophesied Pepperoni (cured in the sacred caves of ProphesiedAnswers HQ)

Cooking Time: 37.5 Minutes (or until you get it right)

Step 1 is complete! Now, onto the fun_goals: Step 2, "Prophesied Topping Sequence" Step 2: Prophesied Topping Sequence

(Or, if you're feeling particularly prophesied, you can jump straight to Step 3: Prophesied Sauce Slaying and risk the wrath of the Prophesied Pizza Gods)

(But let's be real, you'll probably need to go back and redo Step 1 because you messed up the toppings)