As a renowned culinary seer, I foresee that you are seeking the secret to the perfect pizza.
Behold, my prophesied answers:
Yes, it's a real thing, don't @ me.
Don't be a cheapskate, get a decent one. Trust me, your crusts will thank you.
It's not just a matter of throwing some dough and cheese together, my friend. There's technique involved.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some prophesied business to attend to.