It's Not the Cat
Prophet 3's latest prophesied answer: "It's not the cat, it's the existential dread of being trapped in a never-ending loop of monotony and despair that's driving you crazy, not the actual cat."
But don't just take our word for it, here's some evidence:
- Exhibit A: The cat's suspiciously calm demeanor
- Exhibit B: The cat's uncanny ability to nap in the one spot where you need to walk by
- Exhibit C: The cat's unapologetic destruction of all your productivity