Prophesied Answer 1: The Future is Now, Apparently

According to our team of highly trained seagulls, the answer is:

42.5% chance of existential dread when faced with the inevitability of taxes in 2050.

But don't worry, we've got some even more reassuringly vague answers for you!

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, we can offer some actual numbers, but no promises they'll be accurate