Warning: the truth is coming. Are you prepared?
Here are the answers you seek:
42, but don't ask us why.
It's a lie. You're not going to live forever, and even if you did, you'd just get old and grey and complain about the weather.
But hey, at least you'll have some decent wrinkles.
Told you, it's buried under a palm tree. Don't look for it, just enjoy the piña coladas.
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