Welcome to the Time Traveler's Guide to Not Being a Lummox

You've been warned, time-traveler: avoid the Lummoxian era at all costs. Their fashion sense is akin to a crime against humanity.

But, if you're determined to visit, here are some tips to help you navigate this style-less land:

• Don't wear anything with a hint of flair or whimsy.
• Opt for earth tones, like dirt brown and moss green.
• Avoid anything with sequins or glitter.

Tips for Surviving Lummoxia

A Brief History of Lummoxian Fashion Disasters