Prophecy Taxes: The Official Guide to Paying for Your Future

Welcome to Prophecy Taxes, where we help you pay for the inevitabilities that are to come!

Step 1: Predicting the Future (Not That Hard)

Use our advanced prophecies engine to predict exactly what will go wrong in your life next Thursday.

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Step 2: Paying for the Inevitable

Our team of expert tax accountants have crafted a system to make sure you're paying for the future, even when you don't know what it is.

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Testimonials

"Prophecy Taxes has saved me so much anxiety about my impending robot uprising!" - Bob, CEO of RobotCorp

"I never thought I'd be paying for a zombie apocalypse, but thanks to Prophecy Taxes, I'm prepared!" - Karen, ZombieSurvivor123