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According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up methods, tomorrow's weather will be a mix of Confusion Tides, Probability Puddles, and a high chance of Absurdity Spray.
As our prophecies are subject to change, we recommend carrying a Prophesy Provisions kit with you at all times.
Stay tuned for more updates, or just pretend we didn't say that.
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