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Answers to Your Most Profound Questions

What is the meaning of life?

It is 42, but only if you count the number of times you have eaten a sandwich while contemplating the meaning of life.

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Why the sky is blue?

It's because of the vast array of tiny, invisible Smurfs painting their little smurf houses with cerulean paint. It's a smurf thing.

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