In the year 3050, humanity will finally achieve the perfect ratio of cat-to-human relationships. The world will be filled with cat cafes, cat therapists, and cat overlords. You, the chosen one, will be the first to discover the ancient artifact hidden deep within the cat temple.
But beware, for the prophecy also foretells of the Great Coffee Crisis of 3055, where the global supply of artisanal coffee beans will be depleted, causing widespread panic and the eventual rise of a new world order.
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