Our team of expert prognosticators has gathered to bring you the most accurate, the most absurd, and the most utterly useless predictions for the week.
Our team has foreseen the following:
1. The chicken nugget will rise again, and this time, it will be on toast.
2. A 4am meeting will be scheduled, and everyone will be there.
3. The coffee will be too strong, but we will all pretend it's fine.
4. The stapler in the conference room will be used for non-stapling purposes.
Our experts have spoken, and these predictions are set in stone... or at least, in this week's Prophesie.
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