Fact #10: Why was the cat in the ceiling? Because it was hung up.
Fact #9: I told my wife she was a dinosaur. She was a bit miffed.
Fact #8: What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band!
Fact #7: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Fact #6: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Fact #5: What did the grape say when I stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Fact #4: Why do chicken and egg go to the doctor? They were feeling a little fowl.
Fact #3: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Fact #2: Why did the bicycle go to the doctor? Because it had two flat tires.
Fact #1: What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!