You're a master of quantum superposition. You can be in two places at once, but can you find a job that appreciates your unique skillset?
1. Quantum Bureaucrat - Make impossible choices for the government.
2. Quantum Paparazzi - Follow the lives of famous particles.
3. Quantum Therapist - Help particles cope with the trauma of being observed.
4. Quantum Narrative - Tell the stories of particles that nobody wants to tell.