Welcome to Project Solve For Me, where we specialize in tying ourselves in knots with red tape!

Our team of highly trained bureaucrats will guide you through the intricate process of filling out forms, attending meetings, and waiting in line.

Don't worry, we'll make sure to waste as much time as humanly possible on your request. It's all part of our service!

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Red Tape Rodeo