Welcome to Procrastination Consulting, where the only thing we do is nothing. Our team of highly trained experts will help you achieve your goal of achieving nothing. Whether you're looking to spend hours scrolling through social media, binge-watching anime, or perfecting the art of making ramen noodles from scratch, we've got you covered.
Our Expertise
Our Philosophy
Our philosophy at Procrastination Consulting is simple: do the absolute minimum, and do it with style. We've studied the great masters of the art of procrastination, from the ancient Greeks to the modern-day masters of the internet. Our approach is based on a combination of cutting-edge research, expert analysis, and a healthy dose of laziness.
We're not just experts in procrastination - we're also experts in the latest and greatest in anime and video games. Our team has spent years studying the art of character development, plot twists, and raiding virtual dungeons.