Our team of highly trained, expert daydreamers will help you solve your problems, but not really. We're good at making you feel better about not doing anything.
We'll provide you with a comprehensive report detailing all the exciting things you could be doing, but aren't.
Our services include:
- Time Traveling Services - Because who needs a deadline?
- Reality Distortion Field Services - We'll make you forget you're stuck in a cubicle.
- World Building Services - Create your own reality, or at least a decent fantasy novel.