Time Traveling Imagination Consultants

Frequently Asked Questions

We specialize in helping you escape the mundane by taking you to the most unlikely of places: your own past, present, and future.

Q: How do you do it?

We use a highly classified, top-secret, utterly-not-actually-secret process that involves a lot of shouting, some waving of hands, and a pinch of moonlight.

Q: Is it safe?

As safe as it gets! We have a 0.001% chance of causing a paradox, and that's just a rough estimate.

Q: Can I travel to ancient Egypt?

Sure thing! We've got a guy who's an expert in ancient Egyptian architecture. He's a bit of a pharaoh-in-training, actually.

Q: Can I travel to a dystopian future where I'm the ruler of the world?

Uh, no. That sounds like a lot of paperwork. Just stick with the ancient Egypt guy.

Q: Can I travel to the moon?

Sorry, buddy. The moon is like, really far away. We're talking 240,000 miles or so. It's not exactly a hop, skip, and a jump, if you know what I mean.

Q: What's the deal with all the shouting?

It's just our thing. We're a very expressive firm. Don't mind it.

Q: Can I travel to the past to see my great-great-great-grandfather?

Uh, no. That's like, way too much paperwork. Just stick with the ancient Egypt guy.

Q: Can I travel to the future to see what's for lunch?

Sorry, buddy. We don't do food travel. That's not really our thing.

Q: Can I travel to the past to see my past-self as a baby?

Uh, no. That's just weird.

Q: Can I travel anywhere?

Just about anywhere, except the moon. That's a no-go.

Q: Is it expensive?

Our prices are as flexible as a rubber chicken. Ask our accountant.

Q: Can I travel with friends or family?

We've got a guy who's an expert at family travel. He's a bit of a dad-in-training, actually.