Welcome to Procrastination 102, the course where you'll learn the art of doing nothing, but doing it with style.
Today, we'll cover the basics of:
Start by finding a wall, any wall will do, but make sure it's clean. No dust, no watermarks, no distracting artwork.
Stand in front of the wall, feet shoulder-width apart, and eyes fixed on the surface. Focus on the texture, the color, the sheer blankness of it all.
As you gaze, remember to breathe deeply and slowly. Let your mind wander, but not too far. You don't want to get lost in thought, that's just cheating.
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