Where the Seine is the only thing you'll accomplish today.
Arrive in Paris and realize you've overslept by 5 hours. Panic, then proceed to the nearest café for a strong coffee and some existential questioning.
Day 2: Wander aimlessly along the Seine, hoping to get lost in thought
Find a park bench that faces the Eiffel Tower, and stare. Really, really hard. You might even forget you're time-traveling.
Chapter 4: Visit the Louvre, just to see if you can find a painting you like