Time-Looping 101
Get lost in the vortex of infinite possibility with our patented Time-Loopin' service.
For a small fee, we'll help you relive the same 5 minutes over and over, guaranteeing you'll finally master that pesky math problem or perfect your rendition of "Thriller" on the accordion.
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Side effects may include:
- Exhaustion
- Mild to moderate existential dread
- Spontaneous combustion (rare)
- Spontaneous creativity