Disclaimer for Extreme Napping Services

By using our services, you acknowledge that extreme napping is a serious business. Our services are not responsible for any lost productivity, missed deadlines, or existential crises caused by excessive sleep deprivation.

Our extreme napping services come with the following disclaimers:

• Warning: Our naps can be extremely long and may cause you to forget what day it is.
• Risks include, but are not limited to: oversleeping, drooling, and snoring excessively.
• Our napping services are not intended for use by anyone who is awake.
• We are not responsible for any damage caused by your newfound addiction to napping.

By continuing to use this site, you agree to hold us harmless for any and all consequences of extreme napping.

Read our disclaimer exceptions page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try: Our disclaimer parody page, because who needs seriousness?