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Extreme Napping FAQ

Q: What is Extreme Napping?

A: It's the art of napping so extreme, it's like a contact sport. You'll need a helmet, a pillow, and a firehose to cool down.

What is the point of napping?

Q: How do I become an Extreme Napper?

A: You must first master the ancient art of Regular Napping. Then, and only then, can you progress to Extreme Napping. It's like a napping-based ninja training course, but with more snoozing.

How do I start napping?

Q: Can I nap anywhere?

A: Only in designated Extreme Napping zones. These zones are usually marked with a bright yellow "Extreme Napping" sign and a firehose to keep you hydrated.

Where can I nap?

Q: What are the risks of Extreme Napping?

A: You might experience: sleep deprivation, pillow-related injuries, and spontaneous combustion. But hey, it's worth it, right?

Risks of napping