Procrastination Services FAQ

Welcome to Procrastination Services, where we specialize in doing absolutely nothing.

How do I know when I need Procrastination Services?

If you're feeling overwhelmed by the crushing weight of productivity.

Or if you're simply not sure what to do with your time.

Or if you want to spend all day playing video games, but don't want to get in trouble.

How do I use Procrastination Services?

Just click this link to ourStep 1 page to learn how to do nothing in the comfort of your own home.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Step 2 method, where you do nothing while pretending to be doing something.

And for the truly daring, there's our Step 3 method, where you do nothing, pretend to be doing nothing, and also pretend to be interested in doing nothing.

What are the benefits of Procrastination Services?

Benefits include, but are not limited to:

• Increased time spent on the couch
• Improved ability to make excuses for why you're not getting anything done
• Enhanced skills in the art of pretending to be busy
• Lower risk of actually accomplishing anything

And many more!