What is Procrastination, You Ask?

Procrastination (noun): An art form in which one deliberately postpones the completion of a task in order to maximize the amount of time spent on non-essential activities, often while maintaining a false sense of productivity.

For instance, instead of writing a report, you spend 3 hours reorganizing your desk, relearning the art of folding origami, or rewatching the entire series of 'The Office'.

Common Procrastination Methods:

• Reading the news for 8 hours
• Learning a new language, only to forget it immediately
• Playing video games, because "research"

Visit our Procrastination Services page for more information on how we can help you perfect the art of doing nothing.