Network Blackout: We're Not Even Sorry

It looks like you've reached the end of the line. Our routers have finally decided to take a permanent vacation, and we can't even blame them. Maybe it's the constant ping-pong tournaments we made them play. Maybe it's the endless loops of "Who Let the Dogs Out". Whatever the reason, we're not exactly thrilled, but here's a message from the network overlords:

Our engineers are on the case. They're trying to figure out how to fix this mess, but it's looking like a tough one. We're talking "rebooting the whole system" tough. Or maybe even " calling a plumber" tough. Who knows?

In the meantime, we recommend you try some of our other services:

Network Blackout FAQ

Q: Is this the end of the world?

A: Only if you're a network administrator

Q: Will we ever get our internet back?

A: Maybe. Possibly. Eventually. When the engineers finish their ping-pong tournament