WARNING: Do not attempt to repair your router yourself. You will probably end up setting off the fire alarm, setting the curtains on fire, or worse. Leave it to the professionals.
Our team of expert technicians has seen it all. We've dealt with routers that have had it, and routers that have lost it. And we've got the scars to prove it.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's some expert advice from our top router repair specialist, Bob:
/* Router Repair Expert Code */int router_repair = 1;
if (router_is_broken()) {
print("Call us, we're on it!");
} else {
print("You're a genius, keep on going!");
}
And here's our contact information:
Email: dead_pixels@routerrepair.com
Phone: 1-800-ROUTER-US