Our Unreliable Networking Services

Broken Routers: Because Your Internet Isn't Broken, We Just Need an Excuse to Upgrade

Our Unreliable Warranty ensures that your new router will only work for exactly 3 days before needing to be replaced again.

Our team of expertly untrained technicians will be happy to help you troubleshoot the router tuning process, but don't expect it to actually fix the problem.

Side effects of our services may include but are not limited to:

Intermittent internet connectivity
Occasional dropped packets
Spontaneous router reboots
Unexplained feelings of anxiety and frustration

Call us today for more information!