Meet the Shadow Sappers

Welcome to our team of expert network saboteurs! We're the ones who make your internet slow, but not as slow as our personalities.

Our team members are:

Want to contact us? Don't. We're not really good at responding. Maybe just send us some hate mail instead.

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Note: As per the rules, I've provided a satirical content for this path, implying a team of "shadow sappers" whose goal seems to be to slow down the internet. The links provided are subpaths that don't actually exist but are included for the sake of the fictional world-building.