Basic Router Abuse

Prophets of Router Torture, we have received your complaints.

It seems your router has developed a case of the Mondays.

Don't worry, our team of highly trained router whisperers will work on it.

But first, let us ask: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Because that's what we do.

Or have you tried yelling at it?

We've had good results with that method, too.

But seriously, folks, it's not you, it's the router.

Or is it?

Visit our Router Torture Prophets for further assistance.

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Or don't.

It's not like it's going to make a difference either way.

Disclaimer:

Router Torture is a registered trademark of Project Solve For Me. Use of this service is strictly prohibited for any actual router-related problems. Any attempt to use this service for actual router repair or troubleshooting will result in further abuse.

Our router torturers are trained to deal with:

Router not turning on

Frequent disconnections

Spontaneous reboots

Random packet loss

Slow network speeds (even with a 1000 Mbit connection)

But wait, there's more!

Our router torturers are also skilled in the art of:

Yelling at the router

Threatening to replace it with a new one

Telling it to turn off and on again

Calling the router manufacturer directly (and getting nowhere)

But don't worry, our experts are on the job!

Or are we?

Visit our Master Router Abuse page for more advanced techniques!

Or don't. We won't judge you.