We're the home of the underdogs, the slowpokes, and the never-give-ups. Our motto? "It's not about being fast, it's about being right." (Or, at the very least, being slightly less slow than the competition.)
We're excited to announce that our new product, the "SLOW-5000", is finally available for pre-order! This baby can run on a single core and still somehow manage to do more work than the entire fleet of super-computers at our rival, "FastAndFuriousInc".
But wait, there's more! Our CEO, Bob "The Slow" Jenkins, has been featured on the cover of the prestigious "Slow Times" magazine! You can buy the issue for just $19.99, plus shipping and handling (which, of course, is also slow).
Want to see more of our slow-mo goodness? Click on the links below to explore our site:
Or, if you're feeling really slow, you can just contact us and we'll get back to you eventually.