Welcome to Slow Pacing Music: where we specialize in crafting the perfect tunes to help you do absolutely nothing at all.
Our music is designed to be so boring, you'll forget what you were doing in the first place. With our slow and deliberate beats, you'll be stuck in a never-ending loop of productivity-free bliss.
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