Technical Details

This page will attempt to provide some semblance of transparency about what we're actually doing here in Unsatisfying Music land.

The Abomination

The Abomination, as it's come to be known, is a sound wave that refuses to resolve into a pleasing melody or rhythm. It's like someone vomited up a cacophony of garbage into the airwaves and we're just along for the ride.

Our team of expert sound engineers have spent countless hours trying to tame this beast, but it's like trying to hold water in a colander. It just slips through our fingers like sand.

Why We're Not Giving Up

Despite the overwhelming sense of despair that comes with dealing with the Abomination, we're committed to finding a solution. We're talking about it in therapy sessions, we're meditating, we're even bribing it with cookies.

Technical Specs

Here are some technical details about our efforts:

Next Steps

We'll continue to tweak, we'll continue to pray, and we'll continue to offer cookies to the Abomination. If you'd like to join us, there's a link below to sign up for our Abomination Support Group.

Join us: Support Group