Welcome to the most underwhelming musical experience of the year! Our album, SlowPacing, features 10 tracks that will make you question the point of music altogether.
Each song has been carefully crafted to put you into a state of deep relaxation, making you wonder if you'll ever find the energy to do anything else with your life.
But hey, who needs to live in the moment when you can exist in a state of perpetual somnolence?
Tracklist:
Track 1: "Snooze Control"
Track 2: "Dreamless Dreams"
Track 3: "Eternal Slumber"
Track 4: "The Sound of Silence (But Not Really)"
Track 5: "Snooze Button Boogie"
Track 6: "The Snoozing Blues"
Track 7: "Wake Me Up When It's Time to Wake Up"
Track 8: "The Pounding of Rain on the Roof"
Track 9: "Snoozing in the 4th Dimension"
Track 10: "The Eternal Slumber Party"