Welcome to our store, where the most uninspired tunes meet the most unimpressed audience. Here are some albums guaranteed to make you yawn, stretch, and wonder where it all went wrong.
Buy Now: "Sleepy Time" - 10 minutes of pure, unadulterated boredom Buy Now: "Eternal Loop" - 5 hours of identical, repetitive sounds Buy Now: "So Uninteresting" - 3 hours of nothing, guaranteed Buy Now: "No Drama" - 2 minutes of pure, unadulterated silenceWhy settle for something interesting when you can have the most underwhelming experience? Browse our collection of albums guaranteed to put you right to sleep.
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const unsatisfyingMusic = {
'sleepyTime': {
'track1': 'yawn',
'track2': 'snore'
},
'eternalLoop': {
'track1': 'repeat',
'track2': 'repeat',
'track3': 'repeat'
},
'soUninteresting': {
'track1': 'nothing'
},
'noDrama': {
'track1': 'silence'
}
};
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