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It all started innocently enough: a simple earbuds-and-mic combo for a quick jam session in the living room. But things escalated. The bass thumped, the drums pounded, and the guitar wailed. The neighbors complained. The family dog fled.
We tried to tone it down. But it only got louder. The music was a beast that would not be tamed. It consumed our lives. We are now known in the neighborhood as "Those Loud People Who Won't Stop Playing".
Join us on our quest for sonic serenity. Get your earplugs today!