PLAN BRAVO: The Ultimate Guide to Failing Gracefully

Step 1: Accept That You're Screwed

Acknowledge that things are, in fact, going terribly wrong. Don't try to sugarcoat it or pretend you're in control. Just accept that you're stuck in a rut, and it's not going to get any prettier.

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Panic!

3

Justify Your Existential Crisis

4

Blame Everyone Else

5

Really, Really Blame Others
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