Welcome, client, to Section One: Deconstructing the Fabric of Society
In this, our most esteemed section, we will debase the very notion of deconstruction itself.
Our team of expert Deconstructionists will guide you through the process of tearing apart the social contract, reassembling the shards of meaning, and recontextualizing the furniture.
Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds... much.
Or so we claim.
Meet our team of experts:
1. Deconstructor of the Mundane: Our team leader, a renowned expert in the field of deconstructing the deconstructed.
2. Deconstructor of the Obvious: Our resident expert in the art of pointing out the obvious.
3. Deconstructor of the Inconsequential: Our specialist in the field of deconstructing the deconstructed, only to reassemble it again, and then deconstruct it some more.
Don't worry, we'll deconstruct you into a better you!
function deconstruct($object) {
debase the very essence of its being
reconstruct the shards of meaning
recontextualize the furniture
}