Dimensional Pineapple Reorientation Device
For when your pineapple is stuck in a rut, this is the tool you need! A reorientation device specifically designed to reposition the pineapple in your life.
Side Effects:
- Unpredictable results in 9 out of 10 cases
- Pineapple may reorient to an unexpected dimension, causing temporary disorientation
- Risk of pineapple-related injuries, including but not limited to: bruising, scarring, and spontaneous combustion