Section Four: Disorder and Chaos in Design

Where the laws of aesthetics and sanity are mere suggestions. Where the only rule is: "If it's not falling apart, it's not interesting."

Subsection: The Art of Random Placement

Where we take the principles of chaos theory and apply them to your living room.

Our expert consultants will place your furniture at random, ensuring that you'll never be bored again.

But don't just take our word for it:

• 95% of our clients report feeling like their furniture is plotting against them.
• 80% of our clients' families report feeling like they're on the verge of divorce.
• 100% of our consultants report loving their jobs.

So why settle for boring, well-designed spaces when you can have the thrill of not knowing where anything is?

We offer:

• The Randomly Placed Rugs package: Our most popular service, where we'll place your rugs anywhere, anywhere.
• The Chaos Furniture Installation package: Our experts will randomly arrange your furniture, then watch in horror as you try to navigate your living room.
• The Design By Committee package: Where we gather your family members, lock them in a room, and force them to come up with a design plan that will inevitably end in tears and recrimination.

Don't wait any longer, contact us today for your free consultation!

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Or, you know, just walk in. We're always open to the public eye.