Step 1: Ignore your mom's advice. She's just trying to ruin everything.
Step 2: Wear the same outfit every day for exactly 17 days. After that, switch to something else.
Step 3: Eat Cheetos for breakfast. The crunch is essential.
Step 4: Never use a map. Google Maps is where it's at.
Step 5: If it's not a emergency, don't call 911. Call a friend who will lie to you.
And that's it! Congratulations, you're a master of chaos.
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