Deconstructivist Destruction Consultations

Welcome to Deconstructivist Destruction, a service for those seeking to dismantle the very fabric of reality.

We specialize in taking apart the most mundane objects and ideas, revealing their inner workings and exposing the chaos beneath.

Our team of expert deconstructivists have years of experience in the field, and are equipped with an arsenal of wrecking balls, wrecking crews, and wrecking hammers.

Don't let the smooth, unblemished surface of the world fool you. We're here to show you the ugly, the raw, and the brutal.

• Dadaistic Deconstructions - For when you want to break free from the constraints of reason and logic.
• Postmodern Pastiche Panic - Where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by pastiche and irony.
• Neo-Avant-Garde Nastiness - For when you want to shock, provoke, and offend the sensibilities of the bourgeoisie.
• Deconstructions For Dummies - Our most basic, most straightforward approach to deconstruction, guaranteed to leave you feeling slightly unsettled.