Deconstructivist Destruction FAQ

Q: What is Deconstructivist Destruction? What is it?

Q: Is it safe for my furniture? Is it safe?

Q: Can I use it on my IKEA furniture? Can I use it on IKEA?

Q: Will it make my living room look like a postmodern art installation? Will it make my living room look like a postmodern art installation?

Deconstructivist Destruction: A Guide

Step 1: Prepare for Deconstruction

Step 2: Disassemble the Obvious

Step 3: Reassemble the Unobvious

Step 4: Repeat as Necessary