Minimalist Mayhem

Consultations with Betty Brilliant for the most extreme minimalism

Removing the Ruffles: A Guide

We're not talking about the ruffles on a shirt, folks. We're talking about the ones in life.

Do you find yourself surrounded by clutter? Overwhelmed by options? Do you dream of living in a space where every surface is a perfect, soul-sucking expanse of nothingness?

Then you're in luck! Our expert team, led by Betty Brilliant herself, will guide you through the arduous process of removing the ruffles in your life.

From the ruffles on your sofa to the ruffles in your relationships, we'll help you achieve the perfect balance of nothing.

Step 1: The Sofa of Despair

Step 2: The Couch Potato Conundrum

Step 3: The Ruffle-Free Zone