Welcome to the most unrefined and haphazard corner of our website! Here, we'll explore the art of placing pens and pencils in a manner that's anything but deliberate.
We know, we know, you're looking for a way to add some much-needed order to your workspace, but we're here to tell you that our experts will teach you how to make a mess look good. It's all about the placement, the angle, the deliberate lack of care!
Our team of expertly trained (just kidding, we just made it up) professionals will show you how to:
- Place pens in a way that defies the laws of physics and logic
- Make a pencil tower that's guaranteed to topple over at any moment
- Create a workspace that's so cluttered, you'll lose your favorite pen for good
Don't believe us? Check out our case studies:
Case Study One: The Perfectly Placed Pencil Fountain
Case Study Two: The Pens that Refused to be Organized
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, take a look at our: