Client: Mr. Johnson (a man of impeccable taste, or so he claims)

Objective: To create a living room that's both elegant and explosive, like a fine wine and a firework

Challenge: The client's wife has a fondness for lava lamps, neon, and anything that "really makes a statement"

Solution: We proposed a bold, avant-garde arrangement featuring a velvet-draped chandelier, a lava lamp chandelier, and a 6-foot-tall, neon-signed, flamingo statue in the corner

Result: The client's wife left for a weekend retreat, and the client has since been seen wearing a velvet suit to work

Note: This arrangement is still a work in progress; the client is considering replacing the lava lamp chandelier with a lava lamp-covered, velvet-draped, neon-signed, 10-foot-tall, flamingo statue

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